I love Zach Galifianakis. So much so, he is my celebrity free pass. It used to be Seth Rogen, but then he got skinny (it's clear to see I have a thing for plump, bearded, funny men). Second only to being friends with Fiona Apple, Between Two Ferns is the coolest thing Zach has ever done. The latest installment is an interview with Justin Bieber in which Zach does what a lot of us want to do, whack him repeatedly with a belt.